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Intergalactic War?

Is there anything George W. Bush CAN"T do?

Not according to this Moonbat.

Yahoo News - http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382_1

Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations.

(PRWEB) - OTTAWA, CANADA (PRWEB) November 24, 2005 -- A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with "ETs."

By "ETs," Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth.

OK, Maybe it's not something I'm particularly concerned about.

But I'm really not to worried about this becoming a major problem anytime soon.

Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

Obviously, this Doofus, and former member of the Canadian Government, feels differently. OK, I can accept the fact that Our priorities aren't in line.

But why wasn't I surprised when He started this shit?

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide." (Emphasis mine)

It's just not good enough to blame Bush for everything that's wrong on this Friggin' Planet. NO. Oh Hell No, this G**Damn Moonbat wants to start in with the whole Damn Galaxy.

Mr Hellyer goes on to blame President Bush "For the lack of acceptance among humans, for the Gay Alien Lifestyle" - OK. I made that part up.

But Shit, That's no weirder than being worried about our President starting an "Intergalactic War". This is just Batshit Crazy. Eh?

Here's my favorite part -

"Hellyer's speech ended with a standing ovation"

What kind of crazy Bastards were in that audience? OH, the kind who would elect a Moonbat like Hellyer.

I'm needing to get to bed as I've been working all night. So if this sounds sorta jumbled...... it probably is.