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Friday, July 6, 2007
Posted by
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5:22 PM
Geeez, Where Was This Magazine When I Needed It ?????????????????????
Yes, there was a time when MODERN DRUNKARD MAGAZINE could have been a real helpful thing to have. Not so much anymore.
The 86 Rules of Boozing most definitely would have come in handy. Proper etiquette and all that.
Like #20 on the list of rules - "Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks".
Or #44 - "Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it".
And the all important #45 - "It's okay to drink alone".
This is important stuff. Or at least it reaffirms what you already believe. Guidelines are good.
You probably don't need to be a Hoser or former Hoser to appreciate this stuff. But I'm sure it helps.
Funny shit anyways. Check it out. 
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